Did Randy Call Sharon the "C" Word? - SOUTH PARK

Stan's dad tells Stan and Kyle how to build a clubhouse. Then he calls his wife the "C" word.
"Clubhouses" S02

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STAN'S HOUSE - DAY
Stan's Father is sitting on the couch watching television.
TERRANCE
Hey Phillip, pull my finger!
PHILLIP
Alright Terrance!
Phillip pulls Terrance's finger. Nothing happens.
TERRANCE
Uhhhh... Wait, wait, pull harder!!
PHILLIP
Alright!
Phillip pulls Terrance's thumb again. Terrance makes pushing
noises.
Stan's dad laughs.
TERRANCE
Dammit! Pull REALLY hard, Phillip!
PHILLIP
Okay!
Phillip pulls Terrance's finger as hard as he can. Terrance
sounds like he's having a baby.
TERRANCE
Uh.... Wait wait.....Uh....Oh boy....Wait
wait.....
Finally, the softest little squeak comes out, and Terrance
and Phillip laugh merrily.
TERRANCE (cont'd)
Got you there!

STAN'S FATHER
(Laughing)
Uh oh.....
PHILLIP
Oh you got me, Terrance!!
TERRANCE
Yes, I sure did.
Stan's dad laughs hardily.
Stan and Kyle walk into the house.
KYLE
Woa, dude, your DAD is watching Terrance
and Phillip!
STAN'S FATHER
No, I just was uh, flipping through the
channels.
STAN
Hey, dad, we need to build a clubhouse.
STAN'S FATHER
Okay.
STAN
How do we do it?
STAN'S FATHER
You just get a hammer and some wood.
What, do some girls wanna play truth or
dare or something?
STAN
Yeah, dude! How'd you know?!
STAN'S FATHER
How do you think I met your mother?
Just then, Stan's mother walks in looking panicked.
STAN'S MOTHER
Randy! My wedding ring! I lost it down
the garbage disposal!
STAN'S FATHER

Oh, brother.
Stan's mother looks at the T.V. and sees Terrance and Phillip
farting on each other.
STAN'S MOTHER
Stanly, I thought I told you not to watch
this horrible cartoon!
Stan's mother grabs the remote and switches through the
channels.
STAN'S FATHER
Yeah, Stanly, you should know better!
STAN
Dude!
Stan's mother grabs the remote and changes channels.
STAN'S MOTHER
Here, Stanly, you watch nice cartoons
like Fat Abbot.
STAN
Aw!
STAN'S MOTHER
Randy, will you PLEASE come get my
wedding ring out of the sink?
STAN'S FATHER
Okay, okay.
The two of them walk away. Stan and Kyle look at the
television.
EXT. JUNKYARD - DAY
Fat Abbot and the gang are gathered around the junkyard.
FAT ABBOT
Hey, hey, hey! What's going on, Rudy?
RUDY
Man, Fat Abbot, you need to lose weight.
FAT ABBOT
I'll lose weight when I feel like it,
bitch. Shut your bitch ass mouth! Ho!

RUDY
Bitch, I'll kick your ass!
Stan and Kyle are open mouthed.
KYLE
Woa, dude!
STAN
Sweet!
FAT ABBOT
You think you slick you punk ass
blasphemous dope fiend bitch? I had my
jimmy whacked seven times last week.
I'll bust a cop in your ass shit!
KYLE
(To Stan)
Wow, cartoon's are getting really dirty.
INT. STAN'S HOUSE - DAY
Stan's father is under the sink, unscrewing the pipes,
looking for the wedding ring. Stan's mother stands over him.
Stan looks on in the background.
STAN'S MOTHER
Did you find it.
STAN'S FATHER
Give me a second, would you?
STAN'S MOTHER
Don't snap at me.
STAN'S FATHER
I didn't snap at you.
STAN'S MOTHER
You snapped at me.
STAN'S FATHER
Whatever.
STAN'S MOTHER
Whatever? In fifteen years, you've never
said, "whatever" to me.

STAN'S FATHER
Now, I don't want to fight. I'm sorry.
STAN'S MOTHER
I'm sorry too.
STAN'S FATHER
I think I found it.
Stan's father pulls an alarm clock from the pipe.
STAN'S MOTHER
That's not it, you idiot!
STAN'S FATHER
Hey, back off, bitch!!
STAN'S MOTHER
(Gasps)
You just said the "C" word.
STAN'S FATHER
Did I?
The two parents look confused.